'ello mateys! Argh I be your favourite portly sailor feller, yeh own Round Rupert. Yeh can call me Rupp for short.

Argh..looks like a mighty fine day fer plunderin' in those 'igh seas. Wonder how that Cap'n o' mine is a-doin'? 'E put me on 'is dumb ol' High Seas Duty made me a hunt fer treasure. these hobbies o' mine changed like the days I spent at sea...poor ol' S.D......I'm a goin' ter be a famous author some day. Don't be surprised if i get a new Cap'n

I love eating food. I will eat anything that you cook. I eat many different foods. Recebtly my doctor told me I should go on a diet because my chorestoral was too high Yes I know that is bad but while i am alive I will LIVE and not diet ever! I like to watch bizzare foods with Andrew Zimmerman, he is my biggest idol. I want to eat all those delicious foods that he eats. Except the raw and live stuff. But I love food. Why diet because you only live once?

One time long ago....me ol' pals a tried a-puttin' me on a diet. We made a bet. That was that they could go one day stuffing their faces like I do everyday and that I could eat small meals like them lean sailors do...turns out that I lost. What a time long ago. "Well, I love me food more than what I look like!" Tally-ho and onward now for the pursuit of a plunderin' awaits all those who want it...

guess that yer should be mighty careful what ye wish fer...it just might be that I'm someone that you fellers never would guess. Those Americans are so smart Inventen' the hamburger then puttin' on the cheese and all that good stuff. Wow, so good. Listen to the words of wisdom.

uh, uh fatten up, uh uh fatten up...UH UH FATTEN UP Y'ALL cos this is it the tale of a burger's delicousness uh uh uh burgerlicious yum uh uh uh...

UH UH FATTEN UP..... UH UH FATTEN UP.......THIS IS THE FOOD THAT MAKES US FATTEN UP WHEN THE COMMERICAIL COMES ON THE NOFACES LINE UP YES THEY CAN DRIVE THRU AND OH THEY CAN EAT SEE THE NOFACES WANNA KNOW WHY THEY EAT IT SO MUCH? you see that mcd's burgers are full of cheesy sauce and extra taste they like the combos and all the frys with it too i guess if you're dieting then you should leave this page seems like i like to eat burgers too. UH UH FATTEN UP UH UH FATTEN UP......."sen take the gold and the burger take it! uh uh .........uh uh. Sen I want sen where is sen? I'm lonely so lonely. Take the gold. I'm not giving it to anyone else." -Noface, the masked monster from SPIRITED AWAY studio ghilibli made in 2005. See that it is a great movie. Noface and Sen are so cool. Go NOFACE! I AM A HUGE NOFACE FAN!

uh uh uh FATTEN UP..................................your fav ol' pal, Roundie ARGH! A

PS<AVAST YE TREASURE HUNTERS! Knowlege that you can learn from my recently answered questions can be found by looking at me ol' stats and the box below that next to all this.

ARGH! ARGH! LIVE FOR THE TREASURE!!!!