•
•
•
•
Hooweestik
Male, 43, Lexington, SC


•
•
•
•

badge-vandalpatrol.gif

2532451416_494df6e7a3_o.gif

I don't know a whole lot about a little, but I know a little about a whole lot. Ive been told I know more useless BS than I should. Actually, Im dumber than a box of chickens. Im a former paramedic. I work part time in home improvement. I have a master gardeners certificate. I teach people how to grow tomatos. I collect plants and have over 100 different varieties in my yard right now. I grow and collect iris's and daylillies. I have learned to appreciate all the little things in life, because they are free.

I cried for I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet. So, I took his shoes.

If ignorance is bliss, I know a lot of happy people.

You know that white stuff around dried bird crap? Thats bird crap too.

There are three types of people in the world. There are those that can count and then theres those that cant.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow, a mystery. Today is a gift. Thats why its called the present.

'An unemployed jester is nobodys fool.' Danny Kaye in The Court Jester.

I have a photographic memory, just no film.

'People who think they know everything, really annoy those of us who do.' Issiac Asimov.

I was a test tube baby. I wanted a womb with a view.

Be different. Just like everybody else.

Walk a mile in another mans shoes. That way, when he finds out his shoes are missing, you have a mile head start.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I regret not my yesterdays. I live for today and I will make my tomorrows.

The ox is slow, but the Earth is patient.

I'm about six miles out on a two mile road.

"One of these days we'll look into our microscopes and find ourselves staring right into God's eyes and the first one who blinks is going to lose his testicles." Quote from the movie 'Creator'.

A friend is a person who knows everything about you and is still your friend.

Its hard to think an unpleasant thought while eating a homegrown tomato. Lewis Grizzard

There are two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

Cats were once treated as gods. They have never forgotten that.

Appreciate every sunset, for they are numbered.

I have two brain cells left, and they're fighting.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

WA10000.png

Add a message on Hooweestik's Message Board
Recommend Hooweestik
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
Stats:
Hooweestik joined WikiAnswers
on July 25, 2007.

45637 contributions [view]
495 trust points [recommend]
Hooweestik is a Supervisor
and covers these topics :
Science : Geology : Earth Sciences

•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
Last Contributions:

20 Aug 2008


[See all]